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Adalyn got her Jumperoo yesterday and reports are in that she loves it! Let's go live to the scene where Adalyn is playing with her new toy:
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| "I'm having so much fun that I'm about to assplode!" |
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| All of the bright colors are driving Adalyn CRAZY! |
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| Adalyn's marking her new territory with drool |
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| CAUTION: Mad scientist at play. |
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| CORRECTION: Tiny mad scientist at play. Proceed with caution. |
-----"We now bring you back to your regularly scheduled post."-----
Well, we've all had busy bertums here at Adalyn Central. We saw a rare behbeh dinosaur, we went to the Balloon Museum (no pictures since it was just Mommy and Adalyn), we fed ducks and geese with Daddy, and we acted like a lady in some fancy dresses.
"But dinosaurs are extinct!" you might say. Haha! Not true. They just hide themselves in plain sight, learning our culture and integrating themselves into our way of life. BEHOLD! The RARE...BEHBEH...DINOSAUR!!
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| In dinosaur language, ROAR means "hello," or with behbeh dinosaurs, "FEED ME!" |
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| Behbeh dinosaurs have learned how to smile for cameras - you might even have a picture of them and not even know it! |
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| "Food? Where?" ROAR! |
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| The behbeh dinosaur forages for food in their natural habitat. |
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| To draw a behbeh dinosaur: First, draw a cheek. Second, draw a nose. Add some eyelashes, and you're done. Some people speculate that Alfred Hitchcock was also a dinosaur. |
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| What a full behbeh dinosaur may look like. |
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| Behbeh dinosaurs have gone mostly undetected by smiling and looking really cute. It's hard to tell them apart from real behbehs. |
WHEW! We were able to encounter a behbeh dinosaur with all of our appendages intact. Speaking of things that can also attack little appendages, we fed the ducks and geese at Tingley Beach. Actually, Daddy fed the ducks, and Adalyn and Mommy sat back on a bench and watched.
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| Adalyn looks like a Baby Bruce Willis |
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| Did the geese get Adalyn's other foot!?!? OH NOES! (or is it OH TOES!) |
Sometimes you've gotta have fun, and other times ya gotta class up the joint. So, Adalyn put on some fancy dresses and showed the world what a cute little lady she can be.
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| Little lady tuchas |
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| An artistic pose. And yes, those are socks that look like shoes. |
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| Adalyn shows off the "Le Tigre" bordering on "Blue Steel" look |
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| Adalyn adjusts her skirt so that she is a proper lady...or at least tries to. |
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| Ready for the opera |
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| A proper little lady |
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| Okay, I can't take it anymore! I've got to snorgle this baby right away even if it messes up the dress! |
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| Behind the scenes footage |
-----And now we cut to commercial!-----
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P.S. Do you think I feed this baby enough? :)
I am happy Adalyn likes her new jumperoo. I hope it will help keep her entertained every now and then. She looks like a happy little baby! Give her hugs and kisses rom Grandpa and Granma or maybe Gammy...teehehehe
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